There I was sawing through the roots of my ultra-rootbound Yucca plants – don’t worry they’re fine – and I ran out of potting soil. So I went to the store and grabbed a bag. But then I sat there, looking at this bag of dirt, and I realized… we are the only species on this planet that treats ‘earth’ like a retail commodity to restock.
We’ve commodified the literal foundation of life so thoroughly that we’ve forgotten how it actually works.
We’ve become so detached from the dirt that we think food security in 2026 is a close-by, well-stocked grocery store. Well we gotta talk because your breakfast is in danger. We are seeing a breakdown of stability that goes far beyond a “bad harvest year.” This is a systemic collapse.
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Climate Instability: Coffee & Chocolate Example
I could do a whole episode just on this, but I want to use it to make a statement about how if the things that keep us caffeinated and sane aren’t safe, what is?
Coffee and Chocolate.
We treat these like basic human rights, but in 2026, they are big flashing red flags for what’s to come.
Coffee Resources
Research shows that by 2050, the land suitable for growing Arabica and Robusta coffee will decline by 50%.
- https://ground.news/article/coffee-regions-hit-by-extra-days-of-extreme-heat_16d075
- https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/mar/18/a-robust-future-why-brazils-bitter-coffee-is-thriving-as-the-climate-crisis-hits-global-crops
- https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10584-014-1306-x
Chocolate Resources
Then there’s chocolate. West African farmers are facing a 60% price cut on their produce while global demand hits record highs. Instead of investing in cacao farmers, better infrastructure, new trees, or even accessible roads to reach the plantations easier, they’re removing the plant and people from the story all together.
Hershey’s has a net income (profit) of approximately $1.91 billion in 2024 alone. They can afford to invest in the people who make it possible. And they don’t.
The Cocoa Initiative says that almost half of children living in cocoa-growing areas in Côte d’Ivoire and Ghana are estimated to be involved in child labour.
Brad Reese, grandson of the HB Reese, of Hershey’s literally spat out the new chocolate-flavored coating. If a Hershey’s legacy is admitting the ‘fake’ stuff tastes like sadness, we are in trouble.
This is a full scale, ‘vote with your dollar’ situation. Recognize it’s a luxury and make it part of your mission to stop buying cheap bullshit—look to brands like Tony’s Chocolonely that actually give a damn about the human beings in the soil.
- https://www.africanews.com/2026/03/09/cocoa-crash-leaves-west-african-farmers-struggling-despite-global-chocolate-demand/
- https://www.africanews.com/2026/03/05/ivory-coast-cocoa-growers-to-face-60-price-cut-on-their-produce/
- https://www.ft.com/content/883027ee-a9a3-4083-b1dd-a370a746e5ae
- https://www.cocoainitiative.org/
- https://www.bakeryandsnacks.com/Article/2026/03/10/the-race-to-reinvent-cocoa-lab-grown-chocolate-and-cocoa-alternatives/
- https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/11/reeses-hersey-chocolate-candy-cocoa
- https://tonyschocolonely.com/pages/our-promise
The Poisoned Web: The Colorado Neonics
In Colorado, nearly every corn seed planted is coated in Neonicotinoids.
What are Neonicotinoids? Basically, they are a class of neuro-active insecticides modeled after nicotine. They are made by Bayer—the aspirin people who, by the way, bought Monsanto—and Syngenta.
Neonics are so bad, they were banned in Europe years ago because they’re so dangerous. One teaspoon of this stuff can kill 1.25 billion bees. These chemicals don’t stay on the seed. They end up in the plant, the soil, and the water – and they’re still using them all over the world.
Bayer did put out a ‘stewardship report.’ it focuses on honeybees. Why? Greenwashing. They get to say that it’s because they’re measurable, but its because honeybees are a cash crop.
There isn’t a SINGLE mention of wild pollinators, soil health, biodiversity (except that it’s in the “research pipeline), or balance (except to balance between using the chemicals to kill pests while supporting insects).
They just say, ‘Don’t plant near bees and buy this planting box from us.’ It’s like putting a band-aid on a gunshot wound and calling it surgery.
And the Greenwashing continues. While lawmakers in the US are ‘considering’ restrictions in 2026, I’m calling it a dead bill for now, at least. The pockets of this administration are lined with Bayer/Monsanto money – reports show they spent $9.19 million on federal lobbying in 2025 alone.
Monsanto—now Bayer—announced a massive class settlement agreement to resolve current and future claims related to Roundup.
Neonicotinoid Resources
- https://pesticideaction.org.au/2025/02/25/neonics/
- https://www.instagram.com/p/DVhHMN6kSnn/
- https://phys.org/news/2026-01-corn-seed-colorado-insecticide-lawmakers.html
- https://www.bayer.com/sites/default/files/bayer-neonicotinoids-report-2025-4-15-final.pdf
- https://www.bayer.com/en/managing-the-roundup-litigation
Fertilizer is… Bomb Fuel?
War is the ultimate anti-sustainability event. It destroys water networks, farmlands, and fuel depots. It leaves pollutants everywhere and the impacts last way longer than politicians’ tempers.
And the connection between war and your dinner plate is older than you think.
Synthetic fertilizers were literally born from the leftover nitrogen used for bombs in WWII. We turned the bomb-making industry into the fertilizer industry.
Synthetic fertilizers supercharge and then kill the soil – damaging and then replacing natural soil cycle.
The Union of Concerned Scientists says:
“Much of those chemical nutrients never even reach the plants, instead making their way into our air and water. Today, scientists estimate that half the nitrogen fertilizer applied worldwide is lost from farm fields rather than taken up by crops.”
And that 50% runoff? It’s creating dead zones in our water that make our ‘Water Bankruptcy’ episode look like a teaser. If you couple synthetic inputs and pesticides alone, you’re looking at dead soil within a few years.
Just like the fossil fuel companies knew about climate change, Bayer, Monsanto, Syngenta, CF Industries, Nutrien have known. Because they’re not just companies selling a product. They’re research companies.
They chose to continue down this path for power and money.
Resources
- https://www.greenpeace.org/international/story/82201/iran-lebanon-war-environment-climate-impacts/
- https://www.demolenaar.nl/en/society/Iran-war-threatens-global-agricultural-supplies/60924/
- https://www.ucs.org/resources/whats-wrong-fossil-fuel-based-fertilizer
- https://www.choicesmagazine.org/choices-magazine/submitted-articles/the-history-consolidation-and-future-of-the-us-nitrogen-fertilizer-production-industry
The Good News, there’s an Arable Solution: Regenerative Agriculture
So, is it all doom? No. Because there is an arable solution: Regenerative Agriculture.
Regen isn’t just a buzzword; it is a dedication to real biodiversity and soil health without synthetic inputs, and working within planetary boundaries.
Regenerative agriculture treats the farm as an ecosystem rather than a factory. When you focus on soil health, you don’t need the toxic bug bombs. Pests can be maintained with balanced solutions like biodiversity strips that bring in birds to eat the insects, companion planting that naturally repels pests, and cover-cropping that suppresses weeds while feeding the soil. By using rest, crop rotation, and compost teas, you are rebuilding the natural immunity of the land.
Regenerative agriculture not only offers climate resilience to crops, it lets our fields act as a carbon sink, and reduces polluting runoff to basically nothing. A solution on every front.
Resources
- https://www.soilheroesfoundation.com/projects/
- https://www.resilience.org/stories/2026-03-17/the-whole-food-system-must-be-converted-not-just-the-farming-system/
What Can You Do
We can’t switch the global food system overnight. I know. But we can start the transition.
- Ditch the synthetics in your own garden.
- Grow something to eat.
- Pay attention to season and source.
- Search for regenerative or biodynamic farms in your area.
- Watch your local politics for ways to support farmers in the transition.
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